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Little known facts that make a big difference...
Pearls melt in vinegar.
35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo... and nobody knows why.
111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down, hence the expression: "getting fired."
Hersey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks as if it is kissing the conveyor belt.
The HIGHEST point in Pennsylvania is LOWER than the lowest point in Colorado.
Only one person in two BILLION will be live to be 116 or older.
The mask used by in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
The fingerprints of koala bears and humans are virtually indistinguishable; so much that they can be confused at a crime scene.
Months that begin on Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th"
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. This recommendation was based on the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned!
A message for Mr. Bin Laden.
Two blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
First Blond - I froze to death.
Second blond - Froze to death - how horrible!
First blond - Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Second blond - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.
First blond - So what happened?
Second blond - I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere,that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
First blond - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive.
IF YOU'RE BORED...
A virtual acid trip. from Stephen King's the Hand" - Follow the instructions carefully! - This is really amazing!
WHAT TO DO:
1. Download pinwheel. CLICK HERE and select open file from it's current location
2. Leave your hand on the mouse.
3. Concentrate on the dot in the middle of the screen and count to 35
4. Now look at your hand on the mouse.
Wow Dude!
I smile every time I hear this ...
I see leaves of green ... red roses too,
I see them bloom, for me and you.
And I think to myself, "What a wonderful world."
I see skies of blue and clouds of white,
The bright blessed day, and the dark sacred night.
And I think to myself, "What a wonderful world."
The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky,
Are also on the faces of the people going by.
I see friends shakin' hands, saying "how do you do?"
They're really saying, "I love you."
I hear babies cry'in I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
And I think to myself, "What a wonderful world."
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.
Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
A: Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud.
Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A. Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
Q. Why are men like public toilets?
A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are full of crap.
Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.
Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony.
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother?
A. You can negotiate with the terrorist
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law.